In case you haven't seen it, Bill & Ted are two high school kids barely skating through school. Their dream is to rock with Eddie Van Halen in their band, "Wyld Stallyns." As their senior year comes to a close they must pass their history report to graduate high school. If they don't graduate, Ted will go off to military school, and Bill and Ted will never see each other again.
They're sitting in front of a Circle-K, trying to study historical dudes for their report when a phone booth falls out of the sky and Rufus (George Carlin) steps out to tell them they must pass their test in order to become the leaders of a Utopian future.
Bill and Ted get in the phone booth (a time machine) and kidnap several historical dudes (and one historical babe) who later present for their most excellent history report, thereby securing our most bodacious future.
So, here are some memorable quotes from the movie, and their accompanying lesson. If you haven't seen the movie, you're gonna have to catch up. ;)
“Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.” –TedWe are a peculiar people, and strange things are happening all around us, some good, and some bad. Rufus (Moroni) brought us the phone booth (Book of Mormon), but its up to us to do the leg work, and learn from the historical dudes (Prophets).
“Whoa. Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle-K. We gotta go. It’s a history report, not a babe report.” BillRemember why you came to Earth. Stay on task. Don’t give in to the natural man.
“Bogus” –Bill and TedListen to the Holy Ghost, and fine tune “the spirit of discernment” so you know when things just don’t add up.
“That conversation made more sense this time.” –BillWhether its reading the scriptures, or attending the Temple, you’ll understand more each time you do it.
“Trash can… Remember a trash can.” –Ted (Gotta see the movie for this one)Keep your commitments, especially those you make to yourself.
“Be Excellent to Each Other.” –BillRemember to keep the second greatest commandment, to love one another.
“PARTY ON DUDES!” –Abraham LincolnRemember to have fun, but keep the commandments when you do!